Eileen Larsson (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} leenie_l) wrote,@ 2005-09-27 11:53:00 |
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Rumor Has It...
Gel -- ...Leen, that a Monday recap is waiting to be written this Monday, as we in NY are possibly getting some south jersey visitors....
I'm bringing the blackberry for all documentation...
Leen -- Bring it on.
Anyone know where I can get one of those ginormous ice packs that pitchers use to ice down their shoulders after a game? If the recaps get any longer my hands are going to seize. Although even then, I could probably still throw a football farther than Chad Pennington. Damn him.
Matt -- I hear that this is a possibility… Jason’s dad has enough ice packs to cover his whole body… I don’t know what that is about. As far as savior Chad is concerned, he still has a left arm. I have no idea why everyone is talking about Brian Bollinger all of a sudden. Lefty Chad would still be better. If not, there is a real phone number available for emergencies only 1-800-dial-aQB. I hear Ryan Leaf and Tim Couch are looking for opportunities. Gino Toretta hasn’t given up on his dream either, but the Jets would have to factor in to his expense a salary for Director of Geriatrics. Yes, I said Gino Toretta.
Leen -- Instead of a recap, y'all might just get a monologue on my new sport of choice, Tenpin bowling. I can't handle the NFL anymore.
I was on my way to a wedding reception on Sunday with my dad and my brother (my mom was the maid of honor and was riding in the bridal party limo - she had to wear pink tulle and ruffles - it was so wretched it was outstanding, i couldn't stop laughing) listening to the OT commentary, and even before they ruled Jimmy Smith's touchdown, my brother just said wearily, 'turn it off, Leen. I can't listen any more - I know whats going to happen'.
Lefty Chad, Torn-Rotator-Cuff Chad, Hanging Chad, whatever. He's been Jets-ed. Cursed. He's through.
Oh my GOD. My nightmare has returned. Forget 1-800-dial-aQB. The Jets have just signed VINNY F*CKNG TESTAVERDE, who has apparently managed to secure a contract extension with the DEVIL. Hasn't he applied for is AARP card yet?! I thought he was QB-ing the all-star team at the Dunroamin Home for the Elderly!
Matt -- I just saw that over lunch. I wouldn’t be too upset, though. Vinny’s problem has always been staring down receivers. Being that he is too old and can no longer see he should show noticeable signs of improvement.
If I were you I would pray for the Syracuse basketball team. If they fail it will be a VERY long time between November and April for Your whole state. We’ll pick this up in January to make sure you choose life over death as you root for the Islanders to get to .500.
Go Cavs!
Leen -- hockey sucks. work sucks.
A haiku, by Eileen Larsson
i want to sleep now.
then i want beer. then
i want to sleep again.
why do we all have to work?
Gel -- Seriously work does bite... and all this talk of football is giving me more of a headache....
My Version of a haiku, by Me
I want to be rich
then i want beer. then
i want to go away
Matt -- Speaking of work biting…
My brain has limited capacity
As I work with aggravated tenacity
My childhood memories are replaced
By fannie mae guidelines and other waste
my freedom, my soul, my spirit and happiness
shall gradually wither
the darkness sets in, accompanied by the din
of a housing payment waiver
I want to die
Or maybe just cry
And then fly
Away from here
To where there is beer
Manhattan I hear
Will procure said beer
Then I will cheer
For beer
Leen -- You lifted that from Bush's last State of the Union address, didn't you...
Matt -- Let’s just say I’ll be keeping my day job.
Jason --
I also want beer.
Then I want Matt to
vanish forever.
Up next, a sonnet on why my existence is fairly unpleasant to everyone. Stanzas will be in 8 line, 6 line form. Feel free to pity and/or patronize me.
Gel -- ...Leen, that a Monday recap is waiting to be written this Monday, as we in NY are possibly getting some south jersey visitors....
I'm bringing the blackberry for all documentation...
Leen -- Bring it on.
Anyone know where I can get one of those ginormous ice packs that pitchers use to ice down their shoulders after a game? If the recaps get any longer my hands are going to seize. Although even then, I could probably still throw a football farther than Chad Pennington. Damn him.
Matt -- I hear that this is a possibility… Jason’s dad has enough ice packs to cover his whole body… I don’t know what that is about. As far as savior Chad is concerned, he still has a left arm. I have no idea why everyone is talking about Brian Bollinger all of a sudden. Lefty Chad would still be better. If not, there is a real phone number available for emergencies only 1-800-dial-aQB. I hear Ryan Leaf and Tim Couch are looking for opportunities. Gino Toretta hasn’t given up on his dream either, but the Jets would have to factor in to his expense a salary for Director of Geriatrics. Yes, I said Gino Toretta.
Leen -- Instead of a recap, y'all might just get a monologue on my new sport of choice, Tenpin bowling. I can't handle the NFL anymore.
I was on my way to a wedding reception on Sunday with my dad and my brother (my mom was the maid of honor and was riding in the bridal party limo - she had to wear pink tulle and ruffles - it was so wretched it was outstanding, i couldn't stop laughing) listening to the OT commentary, and even before they ruled Jimmy Smith's touchdown, my brother just said wearily, 'turn it off, Leen. I can't listen any more - I know whats going to happen'.
Lefty Chad, Torn-Rotator-Cuff Chad, Hanging Chad, whatever. He's been Jets-ed. Cursed. He's through.
Oh my GOD. My nightmare has returned. Forget 1-800-dial-aQB. The Jets have just signed VINNY F*CKNG TESTAVERDE, who has apparently managed to secure a contract extension with the DEVIL. Hasn't he applied for is AARP card yet?! I thought he was QB-ing the all-star team at the Dunroamin Home for the Elderly!
Matt -- I just saw that over lunch. I wouldn’t be too upset, though. Vinny’s problem has always been staring down receivers. Being that he is too old and can no longer see he should show noticeable signs of improvement.
If I were you I would pray for the Syracuse basketball team. If they fail it will be a VERY long time between November and April for Your whole state. We’ll pick this up in January to make sure you choose life over death as you root for the Islanders to get to .500.
Go Cavs!
Leen -- hockey sucks. work sucks.
A haiku, by Eileen Larsson
i want to sleep now.
then i want beer. then
i want to sleep again.
why do we all have to work?
Gel -- Seriously work does bite... and all this talk of football is giving me more of a headache....
My Version of a haiku, by Me
I want to be rich
then i want beer. then
i want to go away
Matt -- Speaking of work biting…
My brain has limited capacity
As I work with aggravated tenacity
My childhood memories are replaced
By fannie mae guidelines and other waste
my freedom, my soul, my spirit and happiness
shall gradually wither
the darkness sets in, accompanied by the din
of a housing payment waiver
I want to die
Or maybe just cry
And then fly
Away from here
To where there is beer
Manhattan I hear
Will procure said beer
Then I will cheer
For beer
Leen -- You lifted that from Bush's last State of the Union address, didn't you...
Matt -- Let’s just say I’ll be keeping my day job.
Jason --
I also want beer.
Then I want Matt to
vanish forever.
Up next, a sonnet on why my existence is fairly unpleasant to everyone. Stanzas will be in 8 line, 6 line form. Feel free to pity and/or patronize me.
